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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197936.html#msg-197936</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[locusts singing show tunes?



i'd pay to see that]]></description>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197935.html#msg-197935</link>
      <author>!!11oneone</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote]The 'Would You Rather Fuck A Stunningly Attractive 18 Year Old Model Who Died 5 Minutes Ago, Or Her 78 Year Old Living Great Grandmother?' Thread [/quote]

I'd fuck the model, while her granny flicked herself raw in the corner.]]></description>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote]he'll be suffering a plague of locusts next[/quote]

And a gay plague of locusts at that.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197933.html#msg-197933</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Are we seriously gonna get into a battle of the climates guys? 

I've been wearin shorts and t-shirts every day for the last 4 weeks and spent around 6 hours during that time watching the rainfall on my patio only to see it evaporate by the scorching 30 degree sunshine, as if it had never happened

Either bad weather doesn't follow the gayes, or I am of the gash lapping persuasion?

What say you?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[you're onto something sickers, the bad weather follows the bad gayes


he'll be suffering a plague of locusts next]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote]Would you have this?.....it was pissing it's tits down with rain again today and we cannot go on our camping trip to Oman and see the dolphins etc[/quote]

Kinners, i hate to say it but ever since you fucked off the weather in this country has been fanny-fucking-tache-stick. 

When the bible said something about 40 days of rain was gods way of telling us there's too many gays i think they might have been on to something.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197930.html#msg-197930</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[What a delicious visual

I'll have you know, me ma is coming out in the new year. She's far too busy to be wasting precious Christmas festival time in Muzzieland

Would you have this?.....it was pissing it's tits down with rain again today and we cannot go on our camping trip to Oman and see the dolphins etc

It hasn't rained up the deserts since February and it's done so twice since I've been here

Anybollock, is it just me, or have we all just spent the day talking about the bloody weather?

Suggested fresh matter for the moz

1) The 'Fraggledongle' Thread (Plans For The Day, Evening And Weekend Ahead)

2) The 'Latest Sexy Dead Schoolgirl' Thread (Can Be Just Missing,Or In Intensive Care)

3) The 'BL Reviews' Thread (Of Latest 'Albums' By The Killers &amp; Guns UN Roses) 

4) The 'Would You Rather Fuck A Stunningly Attractive 18 Year Old Model Who Died 5 Minutes Ago, Or Her 78 Year Old Living Great Grandmother?' Thread

5) The 'Was There Any Point In Question 4, Giving That We All Know The Answer?' Thread]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197929.html#msg-197929</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[teh sun is shining in sluff, always bloody shining



and i'm disappointed kinell, i'd have thought you'd have got a flight booked for your ma, i can just imagine her being stopped at customs, suitcase bulging with half thawed turkey, brussel sprouts, poppers and the fist of fury]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote]So whos got snow?[/quote]

Bright sunshine here mate.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>doc</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You back, ya must be fucking mad, tis shyte here .... fucking bollox freezing tatus fucking potatus in-it. 

So whos got snow?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>Bongo In The Congo</author>
      <description><![CDATA[It's frezzing in the UK...
















..So I hear. Mwah ha ha!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197925.html#msg-197925</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Oooh, get you wunners, with your arabianical knowledgeness. No, strangely, Christmas is a widely celebrated thing here. Quite depressing, as I was hoping to avoid at least one Xmas in my life.

Goin to a big posh hotel on Xmas day with a mate's mate's family. I expect it to be fairly tedious, but it's an all you can eat and drink affair, so I'll just do the usual. Eat fuck all and get cunted

Off to Oman camping tomorrow and apparently we will see dolphins

I haven't shagged anyone yet, no. Have I to let you know when I do then Stretch?

Incidently, It's absolutely pissing it down with rain this evening. Weird. Only happens a couple of times a year. So happens my fuckin washing is out tonight too. :@

Has anything interesting happen down the Engerlands of late?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197924.html#msg-197924</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[oh, thanks for that]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197923.html#msg-197923</link>
      <author>!!11oneone</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote]wotcha doing for xmas?[/quote]

Kinners doesn't do 'xmas' now. It's all about Eid.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote sickboy]So 6'ers. Now you're a happily married man, has the missus ditched the agent provocateur thongs for [b]tatty primark baggies?[/b][/quote]



she's wearing his undies now..??



..as well as the trousers :D]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[sitrep then kinners..

no. of expats shagged

no. of arabs shagged

wotcha doing for xmas?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[So 6'ers. Now you're a happily married man, has the missus ditched the agent provocateur thongs for tatty primark baggies?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197919.html#msg-197919</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Aint that what it's all about?

Start as you mean to go on (B)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: FAO Stretch</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197918.html#msg-197918</link>
      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[*applauds 6'ers bravery*

:D :D :D

I'm hardly in any of my wedding pics due to spending half the reception in my hotel room getting off my tits and watching the footie.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197917.html#msg-197917</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Proppa dad dancin :D]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: Fuck the doom and gloom, here's the arf thread...</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197860/197916.html#msg-197916</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Has the dopey fat cow never heard of de-icer? 

It's 5 times faster than scraping, an you can mace your attacker with it, should he wish to attempt to steal your poorly painted family carrying vehicle of foreign origination]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: Fuck the doom and gloom, here's the arf thread...</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197860/197915.html#msg-197915</link>
      <author>!!11oneone</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Arf http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/7762295.stm]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>doc</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Nezzz up muva brown ?

Birdy Song?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>matt611</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The &quot;official&quot; ones still aren't done yet, but here's a random party shot for you...

[img]http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v378/106/70/583025555/n583025555_4674763_3104.jpg[/img]]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[morning cunts, just checking that there's a faint pulse






so, sixus, onety, where's teh weddings photoz??]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] Re: Orange Rockerverb 50 + Cab for sale</title>
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      <author>rank</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hello,

i'm very interested in your stack. I would buy it - but i live in Germany. If you would be able to arrange a shipment, it would be very nice. I suppose, it should be quite expensive, but probably it would be still a good price, compared to thst, what i'd to pay in my countray.
if the price, including shipment would be around 1100, I like to get it. (sorry for my english)

Greetings, Frank
Tel. ++49+177-8680725]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197908/197910.html#msg-197910</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!11


































[size=x-small]..can i have the anusol after you've finished with it please?[/size]]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] Re: Audio Bullys comic book &amp; tour hits Brighton Thu Nov 27th</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/3/197870/197909.html#msg-197909</link>
      <author>cc001</author>
      <description><![CDATA[There’s now a video up showing how the comic and track go together:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcuBlWMTHsI[/video]

[url=http://www.campaignassets.co.uk/competitions.aspx?ID=186][img]http://www.campaignassets.co.uk/1185.jpg[/img][/url]]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] FAO Stretch</title>
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      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I hear the landlords of the Bull in teh 'low have done a bunk after hitting licensing problems and, allegedly, bedding a load of married men in teh 'low.

Is her ladyship aware of your second job?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: Award winning Hip Hop documentary hits the streets</title>
      <link>http://www.torquay-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197896/197907.html#msg-197907</link>
      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[:D :D :D

That's some dope rhymes you got there blud.]]></description>
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